[Imagine that you are listening to a recording, alright? Good.]
Well, this is one of my first recording, in my log. I have nothing much to say, except, I have no job to assassinate. So, no clients, means no jobs, and also, no money. So, that stinks, wait... *Sniff, Sniff, Sniff* I think that stench is my feet... Welp, I'm gonna go explore the new land, and meet new people, I guess... *Pushes a button, that makes a beep sound.* I think that turned it off, no, that red light is still on. *Pushes another button.* D-did I do it? Nope! Stupid recorder! *Smashes the recorder on the ground.* I think that did the trick... NO! That stupid red light i